LoR Lyricists #20 - Custom Cards (as poems!)
What's the card you would add to LoR if you could? RIWAN's poets wrote these- what do you think? Would they make it into your favorite deck?
Kayle - recorded by solitaryplace
If I could design any card
it'd be Kayle, and it wouldn't be hard.
Any cost and effect
(the important part's next:)
I wouldn't use her new default art!
-solitaryplace
Cask Smuggler - recorded by solitaryplace
A Yordle from 'City and Zaun
Attach and give, Last Breath
Deal damage equal to my power
to each nexus KABOOM
(The Yordle is going to die)
-regularbird
Talon - recorded by Alkaloid
Ok let's get this clear
Katarina is a waste,
a pain in the rear,
Riot should've made
the real assassin, a part of this game
the one with the floating knives
The one with the shiny glaives
the cloak, the dagger and the smirky smile.
obviously, his brother, who else would it be,
The blue cloaked guy, who scarred the girl,
Make him a low cost on strike,
that can burst damage to units alike,
that can carry games on his back,
Don't let the enemy, find a place to hide,
let these foes taste the steel,
Pathetic. Every time they fall to their feet.
-HazyNight Assassin - recorded by snowfire
With a cost of three,
I’ll be quick upon thee
My attack is four
I’ll sever your core,
Defense of two
I’m bad luck for you
But you think me amusive?
Ha, you’ll find me elusive
When I’m summoned draw one
Your enemy’s woe has begun
-snowfire