LoR Lyricists #4 — Patchwork Poetry
Short LoR Poems from Before and After this Week's Big Balance Patch
Before Patch Notes
Pent-up and throbbing!
This welcome patch releases
creativity
—LareytFor the empire witnessed the realm's demise,
With hearts and spirits will the banner rise;
Thousands died on the sands beneath the skies,
Blood for blood, as the Pale Lady advised.
—AnaViktor: strong at last
Reddit whined and Riot acts
Utter trash once more
—Lareyt
so much depends
upon
a garen
rework
buffed by elite
support
within the new
meta
—regular birdStats are a blunt tool
Elites only have raw stats
Enough stats still win
—LareytWe love a big patch
We love champions too
Mi really can't wait
To game with yuu
—AnaPost-Patch Notes
Delicate thing to
Fine tune and observe changes.
It’s hard to foresee.
—bA1anceHuge balance changes
Came in the patch with a
Big disappointment
—Ana
Spells now play, not cast
Days of Karma Lux passed
Will these changes last?
***
Small swords everywhere
All we wanted to be told
Card count our hands hold
***
Burst spell, click OK
Wait, why did my turn just end?
Riot fix these bugs?!!?!
—Conansson
I saw her once. Was it a dream?
Her cost was two if one could get
A certain stature that was set
By Riot's balance team.
But now she towers overhead!
Her giant form consumes my eyes!
She now costs three if "four by five"
And overwhelms! I'm dead!
—Alkaloid
too many mirrors
a tree forgotten: who will
patch the poor patchers?
—Anonymous⚔️ we ⚔️ said ⚔️ we ⚔️ wanted ⚔️
more 🛡️ emphasis 🛡️ on 🛡️ combat
⚔️ so ⚔️ what's ⚔️ not ⚔️ to ⚔️ like?
—Cephalopod
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