LoR Lyricists #5 — LoR Limericks
There once was a card game called LoR / that folks loved to write poems for / these are the limericks / should they spark your interest / come join us and help to write more!
There once was a pirate with clout
who befriended a bird (and a scout)-
they both like to attack
levelling back to back-
and from low ranks they're climbing me out!
—solitaryplace
Pushed through a hole in the sky, a yordle sent to Zaun to buy a cask from a man with a graveyard tan the yordle is going to die —regularbird
A ninja points sword, then my girl…
Takes hammer and spell for a swirl;
Twin Disciplines saves
My champions for days.
Deny Feel the Rush. Wrath unfurl!
—bA1ance
Traverse inside the Sandswept Tomb
to find Knives and Rocks going Boom
Azirelia?
Nope, Kat/Taliyah!
Oof, what an embarrassing Doom!
—ineedattention
I yearn to return to the days
Of three turn one burst plays
Slam down Draven after some drinks
Who is soon to be followed by Jinx
I can kill them any number of ways
—walkabout
The Queen in the North
Anivia takes flight in the sky.
Rekindler makes sure she won’t die.
Entreat her, my side,
The bird grows board wide
Then spam Braum emote for “Goodbye!”
—El Tiburon Blanco
Fair Aggro Gaming
I summon three one drops: you quail!
I play out three more without fail!
I push six all-in,
I cackle and grin,
Then die to a Withering Wail!
—Alkaloid
Fizz goes in to attack,
With a fast speed spell on the stack,
Nami buffs aplenty,
Blockers, not many!
"Shark Attack!" - The Screen Fades to Black
—MonteXristo
There once was a yordle from Bandle
His pokey stick was too small to handle
He said “I’m no quitter!”
As he burst a Flamespitter
And smashed my nexus to a scramble
—PenguinSome bonus LoL content!
Losing my mind between two sides
Two assassins taking my scythe
Through shadows slashing
In bloodshed clashing
Am I going to break my mind?
—Hazy
There was once a marionette
Whose origins has not been said
A laugh and a grin
With humor and sin
Hallucinating shiv, the end!
—Cosinejoe
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