LoR Lyricists #6 – Runeterran Rhymes & LoR Lullabies
Ever wonder what Runeterran children chant on playgrounds? Or what their parents sing to them to get them to sleep at night? Here are RIWAN's Runeterran nursery rhymes!
Topsiders falling down, falling down, falling down.
Topsiders falling down, Silco our fair leader
Build them down with chem and lime, chem and lime, chem and lime.
Build them down with chem and lime. A nation of Zaunites!
The lanes are our home. Our home, our home.
The lanes are our home. We will defend them.
-ABG CosinejoeOnce there was a great big man
Who thought he was so mighty
Tried to make a great big war
But then he got so flighty
Oh ooh oh oh
Friendliness will always be
The way to live our life
Peaceful friends, we all will be
If we try to be nice
Oh ooh oh oh
-old Ionian folk song, transcribed by Itch
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I think I’ll just play aggro
Big fat open attacks
Four to face? Drop the ax
Chipping down your health to zero!
Hit you with the Legion Rearguard, don’t even try Go Hard
Chipping down your health to zero!
Oh you’ve got a mystic shot? My Fervor was part of the plot
Chipping down your health to zero!
Play the Zap draw a spell, mana from attune as well
Get 1 more from Gangplank!
Nobody will ever know -- just how angry you will grow
While I drop you all these ranks!
Nobody likes me everybody hates me
I think I’ll just play aggro
Big fat open attacks
Four to face? Drop the ax
Chipping down your health to zero!
-PenguinIf you go round to Ziel's place,
avoid the man with the smiling face!
One cask, two cask,
kick it with your shoe!
Three cask, four cask,
roll it out the door!
Five cask, six cask,
always take the risk!
Seven cask, eight cask,
keep the lid on straight!
Nine cask, ten cask,
Zaun will rise again!
-regular bird
Keep yer wits about ye!
We're sailin' dang'rous waters!
Steel yer hearts! The dark sea
Is filled with things that swaller
Ship and crew alike!
Down beneath the surface,
A lithe and twistin' devil,
Long o'tooth and monstrous,
Is plottin' somethin' evil.
Ready up yer pikes!
Strain yer ears to listen—
The creakin' timbers' mournin'
Fillin' hearts with frisson—
And now, without forewarnin',
Look! It looms, and strikes!
-AlkaloidOne, two, three and four
The river king is at your door
Five, six, seven, eight
Don't make deals or you'll be ate
-Restless
Save, save, save your Zed
Deny burn, save the Queen.
Attack with Young Witch and with Poppy -
Opponent will concede.
-bA1ance(To the tune of "You are my sunshine")
You are my sun disc, my only sun disc,
you make me happy, when lands are dry.
You'll never know dear, how much I love you
please don't take, my sun disc away.
So long ago dear, at the ascension
Xerath betrayed his dearest friend.
Since then Shurima, crumbled to shambles
but will arise, arise once again.
You are my sun disc, my only sun disc,
you make me happy, when lands are dry.
you'll never know dear, how much I love you
please don't take, my sun disc away.
-solitaryplace
He doesn’t blink, he doesn’t feel
He doesn’t laugh or cry
All he does from dusk till dawn
Is make civilians die.
He doesn’t mourn, he doesn’t rush
He doesn’t use one eye
And when you see the flowers bloom
It’s time to say goodbye.
He doesn’t show, he doesn’t run
He doesn’t live or die
But when the shot pierces your heart
he plays a lullaby.
-ConanssonOne-drop, One-drop, One-drop, Three
Fiddle-dee-dum and fiddle-tee-hee.
One-drop, One-Drop, One-drop, Burn!
Top deck Decimate at the start of me turn!
-wickDown below
Underneath
Skitter, patter
Pointy teeth
Down below
Dig and eat
Creatures' bones
And children's meat
Down below
Down Below
Queenly sleep
From long ago
Down below
Yes I know
Earthly queen
I wanna go
Down below
Her eyes glow
A kiss, a hug
A Jackal show
-Mimir, the Felony FellowSome LoL Bonus Content!
In the woods, a lamp is lit
(That is not a scarecrow)
By a man with crooked feet
(That is not a scarecrow)
Pointy fingers, shiny gaze
(That is not a scarecrow)
Leaning in over your face
(That is not a scarecrow)
Fiddlesticks, he knows you're here
(That is not a scarecrow)
Something told 'em what you fear
(That is not a scarecrow)
Don't you try to run away
(That is not a scarecrow)
He will find you anyway
(That is not a scarecrow)
That is not a scarecrow.
-RocksaintWind wind
That comes in blue wings
wind wind
Drop a little breeze
Breeze breeze
For our lungs, fresh air
Breeze breeze
Free us from The gray and caustic gas
Air air
That comes and goes
Swinging from pole to pole
Hug me tight goddess
Until the tiredness is gone
-HazyBonus Path Poetry!
JINX IS SO COOL! YEAH!! NICE!!!
Jinx is not my first love.
Instead she was my last.
Never saw another
X-ample quite as fast.
I brought her to Ionia.
She beat Lulu and Zed
So insanely quickly
Others shake their heads.
Cast her in Bilgewater,
Oblit'ted Plank and Naut.
Only wished that battles
Last longer against bots.
Yonder in Piltover,
Ezreal got slammed.
Also stupid Viktor
Had Jinx mess up his plans.
Now, the biggest bragging
I do will come to pass:
Complete annihilation—
Every run was triple S!
-Alkaloid